AUTHOR: Jerry "Jet" Whittaker
TITLE: Lose Poker Why
DATE: 8:00 PM
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      <p>Sport alternates between the fathomable and the unfathomable. Fathomable: The Harlem Globetrotters never lose. Unfathomable: The Rockets never lose. Here are some recent sporting occurrences, in descending order of fathomability. 1. John Daly is drunk again. 2. Prince Fielder is a vegetarian.<a title='Chad: Skeptic&apos;s eye needed to rate sports tales (Houston Chronicle)' alt='Chad: Skeptic&apos;s eye needed to rate sports tales (Houston Chronicle)' href='http://www.gamblingwiz.com/poker.htm'>Chad: Skeptic's eye needed to rate sports tales (Houston Chronicle)</a></p>
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