AUTHOR: Jerry "Jet" Whittaker
TITLE: Wicked Chops Poker becomes Wicked Chops State Lotteries
DATE: 6:41 AM
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<p class="mobile-post">In a landmark attempt to win over all those old ladies who jump in front of
the line at your local newsstand to ring up their "winning" state lottery
tickets, our favorite poker blog has changed its name. Wicked Chops Poker is
now officially Wicked Chops State Lotteries. Whoa! President Bush signed the
Port Security bill into law this past Friday and even he was too embarrassed
to bring up the issue of restricting online poker. "(So) we here at Wicked
Chops Poker are preparing for the absolute, most apocalyptic scenario
imaginable in the history of mankind: no more online poker, and no more
Wicked Chops Poker. "However, unlike many of the online gaming sites out
there, we actually have a Plan B, a plan that is so crazy, it just might
work. "Introducing: Wicked Chops State Lotteries!" That's right, this week,
as a trial run, the website will be reporting all of the exciting news from
one gambling activity that the Government has not deemed immoral: purchasing
tickets online for state lotteries.  And we here at Gambling911.com can
hardly wait. "If any major poker news does break, we will let you know, but
for now, gear up for entertaining banter on how to pick the right power ball
number, and enthralling debate on whether you should select the "cash
 option" or the "lump sum" payment option." Gambling911.com has learned that
Senator Jon Kyl (R) of Arizona already bookmarked Wicked Chops Lotteries
among his favorite websites and refreshes it in between daily doses of
borderfenceproject.com.   And as a public service announcement,
Gambling911.com wants to remind you that some of our politicians believe
online poker is amoral.  Soon we will expect these same politicians - Jon
Kyl among them - to ban the internet.  Enjoy Wicked Chops State Lotteries.</p>
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